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How
Sleazy Are You?
(As
Heard on the Morning X)
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1. Ever tried alcohol?
(1 point)
2. Ever been drunk?
(2 points)
3. Ever play drinking games?
(2 points)
4. Ever fall down because you drank
too much?
(3 points)
5. Ever drink enough to throw up?
(4 points) (Bonus:
Throwing up on another person -- 1 point)
6. Ever wake up and not remember
what you did the night before?
(5 points)
7. Ever been forcibly removed from
a bar?
(8 points)
8. Ever participated in/finished
a pub-crawl?
(5 points)
9. Do you drink regularly/ at least
3 times a week?
(3 points) (Bonus:
1 point for each additional day -- max. 7 points)
10. Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar?
(4 points)
11. Ever laughed at a physically
or mentally handicapped person?
(2 points)
12. Ever laughed at someone else's
misfortune?
(1 point)
13. Ever try pot, hash, or magic
mushrooms?
(4 points for each
one tried)
14. Do you do drugs regularly?
(4 points) (Bonus:
at least 4 times a week -- 4 points)
15. Ever-bought "soft" drugs?
(4 points)
16. Ever sell drugs?
(8 points)
17. Ever sell drugs to support a
drug habit?
(12 points)
18. Ever used barbiturates?
(8 points)
19. Ever used hallucinogens?
(8 points)
20. Ever used narcotics?
(10 points)
21. Ever been stoned or drunk for
more than 48 hours?
(8 points)
22. Ever been on a date?
(2 points)
23. Ever been felt up or groped?
(2 points) (Bonus:
to orgasm -- 2 points)
24. Ever had sexual intercourse?
(6 points) (Bonus:
on first date -- 2 points)
25. Ever had a bath or shower with
the opposite sex?
(5 points)
26. Ever paid for sex?
(8 points)
27. Ever taken advantage of someone
while they were stoned or drunk?
(4 points)
28. Ever get someone stoned or drunk
to obtain sexual favors and succeed?
(8 points)
29. Ever engage in oral sex?
(4 points) (Bonus:
to orgasm -- 2 points)
30. Ever engage in anal sex?
(6 points) (Bonus:
to orgasm -- 2 points)
31. Ever engage in the 69 position?
(4 points)
32. Ever contract a STD (Sexually
Transmitted Disease)?
(12 points)
33. Ever had sex without a contraceptive?
(4 points)
34. Ever had or knowingly been responsible
for an abortion?
(12 points)
35. Ever had sex with two or more
partners in a week?
(4 points)
36. Ever had sex with more than
one person at a time?
(9 points)
37. Ever had sex in a public place?
(6 points)
38. Ever had carpet burns as a result
of a sexual act?
(4 points)
39. Ever engage in sexual activity
with a member of the same sex?
(10 points)
40. Ever practiced bondage, masochism
or sadism for sexual gratification?
(8 points)
41. Ever used sex toys?
(6 points)
42. Ever pass out during sex?
(5 points)
43. Ever been responsible for losing
someone else's virginity?
(4 points)
44. Ever masturbated while talking
on the phone?
(3 points)
45. Ever bought something in a sex
shop?
(3 points)
46. Ever licked or had someone lick
An eyeball -- 1 point
Toes -- 2 points
Ears -- 1 point
47. Ever had sex with a relative?
(5 points)
48. Ever make someone else sleep
in the wet spot?
(6 points)
49. Does necrophilia, pedophilia
or bestiality turn you on?
(20 points)
50. Ever been arrested?
(8 points) (Bonus:
If convicted -- 7 points)
Scoring:
0 - 20 A life with the church is too corrupt
for you
21 - 40 You barely make our scale
41 - 60 Approaching normal. You
aren't much fun on a date
61 - 100 Normal. You use your right
hand like everybody else
101 - 130 Above average. You've
got a few tricks below the belt
131 - 160 You're enjoying life to the
max!
161 - 200 You're a danger to society.
Who let you out on a day pass?
200 + You're going straight to hell
GRACIAS
A TODOS LOS QUE HAN ENVIADO SUS CHISTES
WEB-ON
LINE, 1999