Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole,

   Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within,

   Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without,

   Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

   Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee,

   Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.