1. EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted
around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2. SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss
whether he has to or not.
3. NOSEY: Looks into next urinal
to see how the other guy is fixed.
4. TIMID: Cannot piss if someone
is watching, flushes urinal as ifhe had already, comes back later.
5. INDIFFERENT: All urinals beeing
used, pisses in the sink.
6. CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie,
looks around and usually pisses on the floor.
7. WORRIED: Not sure of where
he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8. FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down
and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
9. ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls
out tie, pisses in pants.
10. CHILDISH: Pisses directly into bottom
of urinal, likes to see the bubbles.
11. SNEAKY :Farts silently while pissing,
acts very innocent, knows man in the next stall will get blamed.
12. PATIENT: Stands very close for a long
time, reads newspaper with free hand.
13. DESPARATE: Waits in long line, teeth
floating, pisses in pants.
14. TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal
to dry it.
15. EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap,
then does both.
16. FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot
at urinal, pisses in shoes.
17. LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18. DRUNK: Holds left thumb in right hand,
pisses in pants.
19. DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives
up, walks away.
20. CONCEITED: Holds two inch dick like
a baseball bat.
21. IMPATIENT: Always in a hurry, pisses
down back of guy using urinal in front of him.
22. HUNTER: Gets out of camper, unzips
fly, steps of cliff, never pisses, but does scare the shit out of himself.
23. WITHDRAWN: Places feet in urinal,
pisses down leg, thus eliminate noise.
24. CROSS-EYED: Looks into urinal to the
left, pisses into one in the center, flushes one on the right.
25. CURIOUS: Looks over at neighbor, pisses
in neighbor's pocket.
26. COMPETITIVE: Stands back, and challenges
others to distance contest.
27. SHOW OFF: Stands with back to urinal,
and slings tool over shoulder.
28. CONFUSED: Woman in wrong washroom
wondering what's with the funny sinks
GRACIAS
A TODOS LOS QUE HAN ENVIADO SUS CHISTES
WEB-ON
LINE, 1999