1) Odd shaped
balloons. 2) Embarrassing
people by planting several in their bag, so that when they open it in a
crowded computer room, they fall out all over the floor. 3) Swimming hat/shower
cap. 4) For washing
up when you can't find your rubber gloves. 5) Lens caps. 6) Long lasting
bubblegum. 7) Toy manufacture. 8) Radiator leak
plugging. 9) Novelty ties. 10) Expandable
X-mas stocking to hang on the fire place. 11) Oversocks
for leaky shoes. 12) Candle moulds. 13) Spare biro
tops. 14) To keep bananas
dry in the rain. 15) Emergency
bungee cord. 16) Lubricated
shopping bags. (For easy extraction of sticky shopping.) 17) James Herriott
accessories for cows bottoms. 18) Body bag
for a very small person. 19) Avoiding
fingerprinting the house you're burgling. 20) Doggy bags. 21) Novelty musical
instruments. 22) Wine coolers. 23) Water filled
offensive weapons. 24) Fill with
your last pint of beer from the pub and take it home. 25) Emergency
toilet, after drinking the above on the way home. 26) Sick bags
(after drinking the above on the way home, cos you'd drunk too many of
the above, above, to know the difference) 27) Shopping
bags, when the handles of the old one have just broken. 28) Earrings. 29) Ear mufflers. 30) Ice lolly
moulds. 31) Catapult
elastic. 32) Knicker elastic. 33) Water termite
impressions. 34) Hair bands. 35) Guitar strings. 36) Cheesy dips. 37) Dippy cheese
cases. 38) Barrage balloons. 39) Colour filters
for disco lights. 40) Turner prize
winning modern art (Dead sperm in condoms) 41) Line them
up in rows to help people count. 42) Trampolines
for mice. 42) Re-usable
tampons. 43) Computer
keyboard protectors. 44) Waterproofing
for personal stereos. 45) Christmas
tree decorations. 46) Waterproof
finger bandages. 47) An excuse
when caught reading http://www.durex.com 48) Tear catchers
hung from each cheek. 49) Nappy substitutes
(especially for Tory MPs) 50) Car covers.
(Matchbox cars of course.) 51) Snow protectors
for Summer shoes. 52) Snow ball
carriers. 53) Novelty jelly
moulds. 54) Masks for
bank robbers. 55) Rude snowman
accessories. 56) Self contained
underwater breathing apparatus. 57) Fart storage
devices. 58) Freezer bags. 59) Gnats swatters. 60) Waterproof
gloves for playing snowballs. 61) Waterproof
socks for playing in the snow. 62) Waterproof
willy gloves for making holes in the snow. 63) Finger puppets. 64) Money bags. 65) Milk carton
resealers. 66) Spare sausage
skins. 67) Goldfish
bags. 68) Icing bags
for cake decorating. 69) Elastic bands. 70) Car exhaust
bangers. 71) Colostomy
bags. 72) Helium balloons
for Action Men. 73) Spirit measures. 74) Key rings
(you put the keys inside). 75) Hats! 76) Snot catchers! 77) Inflatable
boats. 78) Life jackets. 79) Antler protection. 80) Hiccup cures
[Bang!] 81) 101 uses
list incentive. 82) Cassette
cases. 83) Nooses. 84) Flour bombs. 85) Stockings. 86) Leaving presents
to the people you didn't like. 87) Leaving presents
to the people you want to shag. 88) Shoe laces. 89) Alternative
rubber bands. 90) Microwave
exploding eggshell catchers. 91) Parachutes
for mice. 92) Floppy disk
dust covers. 93) Left over
turkey storage packs. 94) Bowling ball
covers. 95) A mouse house.
(Stuck to the side of your monitor.) 96) Quasar gun
sabotagers. 97) Collection
bag for when someone leaves. (Please give generously) 98) A flask to
hold weak lemon drink. 99) Bra for strange
shaped women. 100) Udder caps
for leaky cows. 101) Bull horn
covers.