1) Count the
number of ceiling tiles with holes in. 2) Counting Dalmations
on posters. 3) Flicking between
two TV channels to create a silly conversation. 4) Draw a different
stick man on each page of a pack of post-it notes. 5) Make models
out of ethernet T-pieces. 6) Change someone's
phone number book. 7) Change someone's
posters around. 8) Fill someone's
drawers with polystyrene. 9) Play domino
toppling with any objects available. 10) Put green
dots on each of someones cigarettes. 11) Put green
dots other people. 12) Draw a face
on a box and balence it on a cardboard tube. 13) Hold a paper
ball fight. 14) Find the
toilet that's furthest from your desk. 15) Walk round
the building holding a piece of paper to look busy. 16) Clean a floppy
disk with foam cleaner. 17) Follow arrows
in the local housing estate. 18) Have a mail
conversation about what to do when you're bored. 19) Ask the Oracle
stupid questions. 20) Give the
Oracle even more stupid answers. 21) Drink cups
of water and then spend 10 minutes chewing the cup. 22) Write a sad
message to an anonymous mailer in Finland. 23) Write stories
about strange girls on the streets of London. 24) Have a very,
very slow game of D&D. 25) Pretend to
read magazines from someone else's desk. 25) Try and find
someone's desk, under their pile of junk. 26) Trade insults
with anyone in the vacinity. 27) Make an etherenet
cable up for no reason at all. 28) Get the cat
to chase some string or a torch. 29) Take a photo
of the cat washing his arse. 30) Hide in cupboards
making noises to annoy the cat. 31) Change your
node name to flossy or robonun. 32) Time how
long it takes to walk round a nightclub. 33) Draw a beard
and glasses on a photo of yourself. 34) Tell everyone
else how bored you are. 35) Tell everyone
else how desperate you are. 36) Watch Panorama. 37) Watch The
meaning of life. Again 38) Sing songs
about penis's. 39) Write limerics
about people. 40) Play snooker
with mouse balls. 50) Change the
colours of your windows setup to something really disgusting. 51) Look closely
at a clock to see if you can see the minute hand move. 52) See how many
windows you can create before your PC crashes. 53) Count the
number of paces needed to go round the building. 54) Format a
whole pack of new disks. 55) Break a disk
up, to use as a frisbee. 56) Break a disk
up, to use as a windmill. 57) Read Unix
manual pages. 58) Invent Unix
commands that give mildly funny replies. 59) Booby-trap
other peoples' computer equipment. 60) See how many
post-it notes it takes to completely cover your screen. 61) Walk up and
down the garden in the rain, at night. 62) Fill your
pants with custard. 63) Study maps
of obscure parts of Scotland. 64) Polish your
phone. 65) Do odd handsignals
at people across the office. 66) File your
post-it notes in order. 67) Swap people's
plugs over in the back of their PC. 68) Cat silly
files to people's screens. 69) Watch TV,
listen to the radio and read a book simultaneously. 70) Go to the
canteen for lunch.(Yuughctch!) 71) Wind up people
exploiting their paranoia complexes. 72) You complete
bastard. (Trade Insults) 73) Drink glasses
or cartons of blackcurrent. 74) Put up messages
saying `Oh bugger wrong machine' 75) Lie profusely
to any questions. 76) Mess up people's
windows setup and the call technical support. 77) Take the
mick out of people's spelling. 78) Correct spellings
and claim they were never wrong. 79) Put the erroneous
words back again, and point them out in a loud voice. 80) Eat a bar
of laxative chocolate. 81) Try to land
paperclips in peoples' hair. 82) Put green
dots at the bottom of people's drinks. 83) Put blue
pens on peoples monitors. 84) Look into
someone's cupboard, and then walk away, to see if they try it. 85) Listen to
CD's in one minute, by playing 3 secs of each track. 86) Ring up a
wrong number and leave a dodgy message on their answer phone. 87) Deliberately
ring an old phone code, to see what happens. 88) Get sacked
by answering the phone with a silly message. 89) Press the
tape eject buttons, half way through the back-up. 90) Tell everyone
you're going to a disco and don't turm up. 91) Ask what
'Turming up' is? 92) Hire a wankel
rotary engine. 93) Play tunes
on the phone buttons. 94) Put tipex
on the blades of a fan, then turn it on full speed. 95) Selotape
up someones phone so it carries on ringing. 96) Change someone's
screen saver to something really offensive. 97) Tape up someone's
mouse ball. 98) Tape up someones
mouth. 99) Give someone
a stupid object to hold, then walk off. 100) Put a potato
down your pants. 101) Write a
list of 101 things to do when you're bored.