101 Things To Do When You're Bored

 

1) Count the number of ceiling tiles with holes in.
2) Counting Dalmations on posters.
3) Flicking between two TV channels to create a silly conversation.
4) Draw a different stick man on each page of a pack of post-it notes.
5) Make models out of ethernet T-pieces.
6) Change someone's phone number book.
7) Change someone's posters around.
8) Fill someone's drawers with polystyrene.
9) Play domino toppling with any objects available.
10) Put green dots on each of someones cigarettes.
11) Put green dots other people.
12) Draw a face on a box and balence it on a cardboard tube.
13) Hold a paper ball fight.
14) Find the toilet that's furthest from your desk.
15) Walk round the building holding a piece of paper to look busy.
16) Clean a floppy disk with foam cleaner.
17) Follow arrows in the local housing estate.
18) Have a mail conversation about what to do when you're bored.
19) Ask the Oracle stupid questions.
20) Give the Oracle even more stupid answers.
21) Drink cups of water and then spend 10 minutes chewing the cup.
22) Write a sad message to an anonymous mailer in Finland.
23) Write stories about strange girls on the streets of London.
24) Have a very, very slow game of D&D.
25) Pretend to read magazines from someone else's desk.
25) Try and find someone's desk, under their pile of junk.
26) Trade insults with anyone in the vacinity.
27) Make an etherenet cable up for no reason at all.
28) Get the cat to chase some string or a torch.
29) Take a photo of the cat washing his arse.
30) Hide in cupboards making noises to annoy the cat.
31) Change your node name to flossy or robonun.
32) Time how long it takes to walk round a nightclub.
33) Draw a beard and glasses on a photo of yourself.
34) Tell everyone else how bored you are.
35) Tell everyone else how desperate you are.
36) Watch Panorama.
37) Watch The meaning of life. Again
38) Sing songs about penis's.
39) Write limerics about people.
40) Play snooker with mouse balls.
50) Change the colours of your windows setup to something really disgusting.
51) Look closely at a clock to see if you can see the minute hand move.
52) See how many windows you can create before your PC crashes.
53) Count the number of paces needed to go round the building.
54) Format a whole pack of new disks.
55) Break a disk up, to use as a frisbee.
56) Break a disk up, to use as a windmill.
57) Read Unix manual pages.
58) Invent Unix commands that give mildly funny replies.
59) Booby-trap other peoples' computer equipment.
60) See how many post-it notes it takes to completely cover your screen.
61) Walk up and down the garden in the rain, at night.
62) Fill your pants with custard.
63) Study maps of obscure parts of Scotland.
64) Polish your phone.
65) Do odd handsignals at people across the office.
66) File your post-it notes in order.
67) Swap people's plugs over in the back of their PC.
68) Cat silly files to people's screens.
69) Watch TV, listen to the radio and read a book simultaneously.
70) Go to the canteen for lunch.(Yuughctch!)
71) Wind up people exploiting their paranoia complexes.
72) You complete bastard. (Trade Insults)
73) Drink glasses or cartons of blackcurrent.
74) Put up messages saying `Oh bugger wrong machine'
75) Lie profusely to any questions.
76) Mess up people's windows setup and the call technical support.
77) Take the mick out of people's spelling.
78) Correct spellings and claim they were never wrong.
79) Put the erroneous words back again, and point them out in a loud voice.
80) Eat a bar of laxative chocolate.
81) Try to land paperclips in peoples' hair.
82) Put green dots at the bottom of people's drinks.
83) Put blue pens on peoples monitors.
84) Look into someone's cupboard, and then walk away, to see if they try it.
85) Listen to CD's in one minute, by playing 3 secs of each track.
86) Ring up a wrong number and leave a dodgy message on their answer phone.
87) Deliberately ring an old phone code, to see what happens.
88) Get sacked by answering the phone with a silly message.
89) Press the tape eject buttons, half way through the back-up.
90) Tell everyone you're going to a disco and don't turm up.
91) Ask what 'Turming up' is?
92) Hire a wankel rotary engine.
93) Play tunes on the phone buttons.
94) Put tipex on the blades of a fan, then turn it on full speed.
95) Selotape up someones phone so it carries on ringing.
96) Change someone's screen saver to something really offensive.
97) Tape up someone's mouse ball.
98) Tape up someones mouth.
99) Give someone a stupid object to hold, then walk off.
100) Put a potato down your pants.
101) Write a list of 101 things to do when you're bored.